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During the New Year's day festivities, we smoked a turkey and upon carving it, found what appears to be an alien bone structure in its rear end.  From what we can see, Winco Foods (which is an employee owned company) has been infiltrated by alien forces, masquerading as turkeys.  I don't know what their motives are at this point, nor am I willing to attach any prematurely.  I just wanted to post this as a warning against the further purchase and consumption of 'alien turkeys'.

Here are some pictures of the bone structure in the specimen we have smoked and partly carved.

My major concern is the 'coincidence' of this sighting in conjunction with the beginning of the year 2012, which has been predicted to be the end of the world, mainly due to the coinciding orbits of Earth and Planet 'x' aka Nibiru to the Ancient Assyrians.  I am extremely concerned for the well being of my readers, and wish to warn them all to inspect carefully all of their food for similar alien bone structures, or anything else that may be out of place before eating.

I am not concerned with this particular specimen because we have thoroughly cooked and smoked it.  I even tried some.  Tasted like chicken.  That was weird. I will update if any mutations or otherwise occur.  Please be careful. I don't know the sdjrlgierub

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